They want to know if they look dead or not. Yes, this is my life.
Did you know that R can use the force to open automatic doors?
I was sitting with my family in the little cafe area at Target. (Naturally.) My husband was waiting in line at Starbucks, and my four kids, miraculously, were sitting and/or playing quietly while I worked on my grocery list. A mom and her two young boys were sitting at the table next to us, and at one point I looked up, caught her eye, and smiled. She did not smile back. That should've been my first clue that something was wrong with her.
If you'd like to enter the dark and disorganized corners of my brain, please read on. I can't promise that you'll make it out quickly, though. Well, you probably will. It's only 13 things. What time does the liquor store close? "Birfdays was the worst days. Now we drink champagne when we thirstay!" (Just … Continue reading 13 Random Things I Had on My Mind Today
OK, so my last post on this topic was pretty funny. But since my kids keeping saying stuff, I thought I'd share a few more gems with you. I've been saving these up for a while! You know there's gonna be one where they embarrass me at Target: Stephanie (Cashier at Target): So you guys … Continue reading More Stuff My Kids Say
I need to be writing. I mean I really need to be writing. My book has been on hold since the day my youngest son was born, and I absolutely, positively, need to get back to it! Everyone says, "Well, you've got a pretty good excuse!" And that's true. And don't get me wrong, nothing is … Continue reading The Time Suck