Alternative Excuses

  Hellloooooo, dear readers! I'm back! Back from a long, miserable absence from the blogosphere! Oh, how I have missed you! I apologize for my lengthy absence. Some of you may have wondered where I'd gone. Others are scratching your heads and wondering if you've ever heard of me before. Is she the one with … Continue reading Alternative Excuses


BREAKING: Bacon Is Not a Health Food

If you've been anywhere near the internet the last couple of days, you've probably heard that the World Health Organization (WHO) published a report declaring that processed meats, such as bacon, sausage, and hot dogs, cause cancer. Adding just a little bit of bacon to your otherwise healthy American diet can increase your risk of colorectal … Continue reading BREAKING: Bacon Is Not a Health Food

You Want a Piece of Our MARYLAND Crabs???

You might have heard that Virginia's Governor, Terry McAuliffe, has been talking smack about our Maryland crabs. “You know, Maryland talks about its crabs. If anyone from Maryland is listening, I want to make this perfectly clear. All the crabs are born here in Virginia and they end up, because of the current, being taken [to … Continue reading You Want a Piece of Our MARYLAND Crabs???

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