How to Brush Your Teeth: A Limerick

For grown-ups it's really quite easy: Give the toothpaste tube a light squeezy. Load the brush with paste, scrub your teeth in good taste, Then rinse off your toothbrush completely. But like mosts tasks we think of as simple (Like sitting or talking a little) For children the steps Are much more complex, And require … Continue reading How to Brush Your Teeth: A Limerick

Dear Agent: A Limerick

My book is done! Halleluia! Pack up the babies and a nice bottle of the fizzy stuff. We’re going to Disney World, folks! OK, maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself. I ought to work on getting it published first, don’t you think? So for the last two weeks or so, I’ve been sewing … Continue reading Dear Agent: A Limerick

Ode to Nap Time: A Limerick

There once was a mom with four kids, And momming was all that she did. She wanted to write, like she used to at night, But the baby never shut his eyelids. All through the summer she played At the pool for days upon days. She soaked up the sun (and SPF fifty-one! Don't worry, the baby … Continue reading Ode to Nap Time: A Limerick

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