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Why don’t I check my spam comments more often? There are some pretty good ones in there. To all of my fans who got nabbed by Word Press before I could respond to you, here is what I would have said if I’d noticed you sooner:

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Dear Bad Credit: My spam filter also ate your 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th comments. Weird! Next time try using a human being instead of a robot to post. That usually helps.

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Dear Dieting: Hey! I can use Google Translate too! See if you can figure out what this says in English: ਸਭ ਇੱਥੇ ਬਲਦ terds ‘ਤੇ ਅਪ ਜਰੂਰਤ, ਧੰਨਵਾਦ!

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Dear Socorro: Wow, so many spammers love my blog! Who knew I was so popular? Wait…do you say this to all the bloggers?

That’s all for now, folks! Join me next month, when hopefully I’ll remember to empty the spam folder again. Spamalot to you all!