My Monthly Spamathon

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Why don’t I check my spam comments more often? There are some pretty good ones in there. To all of my fans who got nabbed by Word Press before I could respond to you, here is what I would have said if I’d noticed you sooner:

1. Bad Credit Car Loans: Hmm it looks like your website ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum
it up what I submitted and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog.
I too am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still
new to the whole thing. Do you have any points for first-time
blog writers? I’d certainly appreciate it.

Dear Bad Credit: My spam filter also ate your 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th comments. Weird! Next time try using a human being instead of a robot to post. That usually helps.

2. Greta: Material pipes are ideal for those over a low-budget who would like to
commit less and clean glue from their dishes to get more boom for the buck.

Dear Greta: Thank you! Every night I scrub and scrub at that darn dish glue and it never makes a lick of difference! If only I’d known that material pipes were the answer! Now, can you recommend any physical ducts that might help with the rest of my finances? I want to make sure I get more bounce for the ounce, more bling for my ring, more butter for mi cutter, more bling for less cha-ching.

3. Dieting and Exercising but Gaining Weight: Here are several examples that may help you know what I mean: First, there’s
the overweight woman at the office who always says
she can’t lose fat, yet she’s always there to obtain the free sweets inside the kitchen. Many studies and
individual experiences show that diet plans don’t work, just
what exactly does. Many individuals have way too short of your state
of mind and that is amazing all they need to do is exercises for a couple of months and they’ll have the great body
throughout their life.

Dear Dieting: Hey! I can use Google Translate too! See if you can figure out what this says in English: ਸਭ ਇੱਥੇ ਬਲਦ terds ‘ਤੇ ਅਪ ਜਰੂਰਤ, ਧੰਨਵਾਦ!

4. Augustina: The owner had told the authorities that it’d something to do
with her smoking an ‘incense’ and wasn’t something like pot.

Dear Augustina: Well your day sounds a heck of a lot more interesting than mine!

5. viagrabeliguefr.com: Hi there, after reading this remarkable post i am also glad
to share my experience here with mates.

Dear Viagra: Awww…thanks! I should click on your link to see what you’re up to since you were so kind and sincere about your glad experience with my blog.

6. Socorro: I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good.
I don’t know who you are but certainly you’re going to a
famous blogger if you aren’t already 😉 Cheers!

Dear Socorro: Wow, so many spammers love my blog! Who knew I was so popular? Wait…do you say this to all the bloggers?

That’s all for now, folks! Join me next month, when hopefully I’ll remember to empty the spam folder again. Spamalot to you all!

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9 comments

  1. Ha, ha! Isn’t it fun having a monthly spam series? Just like my Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am series (http://cordeliasmomstill.com/2014/06/12/spam-bam-thank-you-maam/ ). There’s plenty of spam to go around, isn’t there? And I totally agree with your response to Socorro – yes, that particular spam comment is made to all the bloggers, often with a different commenter name attached.

    Looking forward to your Spamathon next month. Sooner or later, you and I are going to wind up responding to the same comment – it will be interesting to see how we each handle it.

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    1. Thanks! I hope I actually keep up with it. All of my spam is pretty much the same. I’m not sure if I can keep coming up with original replies. Yours is hilarious, though!

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  2. Reblogged this on Cordelia's Mom, Still and commented:
    Perhaps I have arrived as a blogger! What do you think, folks – did this lady come up with this idea on her own or was it based on my Spam-Bam series? Either way, her responses to spammers are as funny as mine, and there are plenty of spam comments to go around. Enjoy!

    (Comments are closed here – leave comments on “Where the Heart Is.”

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  3. Don’t you just love the ones that praise us? Tell us we’re one of the best out there. This is much preferable to the occasional downer. Once a spam comment told me: ‘your post is good but it could be better.’ Ouch.

    Funny post!

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