Dear Agent: A Limerick

My book is done! Halleluia! Pack up the babies and a nice bottle of the fizzy stuff. We’re going to Disney World, folks! OK, maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself. I ought to work on getting it published first, don’t you think? So for the last two weeks or so, I’ve been sewing … Continue reading Dear Agent: A Limerick

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Dear Author: Thank you for your query. Unfortunately…

This isn't going to be one of those, "Rejection is hard, but buck up! My book was rejected eighty-seven times and now I have a famous New York agent and a three book deal with a six-figure advance!" type of articles. See, between my two novels, I've received 94 rejections, and I do not currently … Continue reading Dear Author: Thank you for your query. Unfortunately…

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