Pocket-Sized Terrors: How your new baby will scare the living s*!@ out of you

  If you are expecting your first baby, congratulations! You are about to embark on the most awesome, emotionally overwhelming, and piss-your-pants surprising journey of your life. (Literally. You will most likely piss your pants at least once. I hope you've been doing your kegels.) It may sound like I'm trying to discourage you. (Too … Continue reading Pocket-Sized Terrors: How your new baby will scare the living s*!@ out of you

14 Things I Thought You Should Know

There should be a nursing mom superhero who busts out of her shirt Incredible Hulk style when it's time to feed the baby. The Hooter Hider could be her cape. Someday I want to visit the Land of Missing School Supplies so that I can sneak into the pen and pencil huts that the trolls there … Continue reading 14 Things I Thought You Should Know

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