Mommy Brain Strikes Again

A long time ago, in a kitchen far, far away... Actually, it was five years ago, and the kitchen was in my old house, about two miles from where I'm sitting now. Yeah. I've really gone places.  All I had to accomplish was one phone call. My daughter, S, was sick. Who knows what she had, but I had a newborn, a sick kid, and an addled brain that had been ravaged by a constant barrage of Disney and unanswerable questions. (People think Mommy Brain is hormonal, but have you ever considered the collective brilliance that would come from the world's population of moms if they no longer had to come up with intelligent answers to "What color is a princess's fart?")

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I Think My Children May Have Stolen My Brain: Is Momnesia Real?

Do you think an unborn child can suck her mother's brains out through the umbilical cord? I realize this sounds "scientifically impossible," but hear me out. I used to be pretty smart. OK, I shouldn't be so modest. I was kind of a super brain. (My mom will  back me up on this.) Now, I … Continue reading I Think My Children May Have Stolen My Brain: Is Momnesia Real?

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