I recently learned from Reddit that there's an 11-year-old on the New York subway that sells emotional advice for two bucks a pop. No lemonade stand for this kid. It's a pretty interesting business prospect. Emotional advice from a ball of hormones, angst, and ironic Wicca worship. Who wouldn't pay $2 for that? Sure beats your mental health co-pay.
2. Don't ignore your vagina. Sorry girls. I know you find this topic painfully humiliating, but it has to be said. (Aren't you glad I did this in writing?) Right around puberty, you'll start to notice some goopy stuff coming out of your vajayjay on a regular basis. This is totally normal and nothing to worry about. But if it itches, turns red, or starts to smell weird, you need to see a doctor. Vaginas are tough little mofos, but the tiniest little upset in bacteria or ph balance can cause some serious discomfort. Don't be embarrassed. Don't suffer through it because you don't want to tell me that your lady bits hurt. It's not worth it. Trust me.