How to Brush Your Teeth: A Limerick

For grown-ups it's really quite easy: Give the toothpaste tube a light squeezy. Load the brush with paste, scrub your teeth in good taste, Then rinse off your toothbrush completely. But like mosts tasks we think of as simple (Like sitting or talking a little) For children the steps Are much more complex, And require … Continue reading How to Brush Your Teeth: A Limerick

Thank You for Washing

I realize I run the risk of coming off as a grumpy curmudgeon for writing this. (I'm not, really. I'm actually quite nice and more often happy than not, if you get to know me. I promise!) But even still, I'm going to write it. I feel like I owe it to my fellow Americans. … Continue reading Thank You for Washing

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