A Dog’s Life: Lucy’s Grueling Daily Schedule

Floors to clean, people to train, and an endless onslaught of danger to drive away. Lucy is a very busy 11-year-old puppy. Here is her daily schedule, told from her point of view.

Diary of a Discerning Dog: I am still waiting

┬áDiary of a Discerning Dog Oh, hello. If this is our first meeting, then welcome to my weekly column. I am Lucy. (Not Snorty McSnortferson, Stanley, Stinky Puppy, Lucimus Goosimus Valentinius Marcilinus, or any of the other undignified┬ánicknames my family has invented for me. For crying out loud. Lucy is a perfectly respectable name. Please […]